Ethan Kasales Named Editor-in-Chief of DigNittanyVolleyball
Apr 4, 2020 12:00:29 GMT -5
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Post by nyline on Apr 4, 2020 12:00:29 GMT -5
Ethan Kasales, in a long overdue recognition of his role as the key contributor to DignittanyVolleyball and the DignittanyVolleyball Forum, has been named Editor-in-Chief of both sites. Below is the press release from the Slacker Staff of DignittanyVolleyball (who somehow managed to wean themselves, for a few, fleeting moments, from their nearly all-consuming propensity to dawdle, lollygag, daydream, wander and slack-off):
Ethan Kasales Named Editor-in-Chief of DigNittanyVolleyball
April 4, 2020, Dignittany World Headquarters. By DigNittanyVolleyball's Slacker Staff
In a long-overdue move, delayed multiple times by the ennui, sloth, and general tendency towards procrastination of DigNittanyVolleyball's Slacker Staff, Dignittany Volleyball announced today that Ethan Kasales, longtime correspondent for the website and the forum, has been named Editor-in-Chief. Said Nyline "Ethan is the heart and soul of the website and the forum. His energy is unparalleled, and his commitment to Penn State generally, and Penn State Women's Volleyball in particular, are extraordinary." Nyline will remain with the site, in charge of the Slacker Staff and running the back-office operations. When asked about how he envisions working with the Slacker Staff on a going-forward basis, Nyline said "Nothing will change. We'll pretend to pay them, and they'll pretend to work. It's an arrangement that has worked well for a decade now, and I see no reason to believe that it won't continue to work equally well in the future."
April 4, 2020, Dignittany World Headquarters. By DigNittanyVolleyball's Slacker Staff
In a long-overdue move, delayed multiple times by the ennui, sloth, and general tendency towards procrastination of DigNittanyVolleyball's Slacker Staff, Dignittany Volleyball announced today that Ethan Kasales, longtime correspondent for the website and the forum, has been named Editor-in-Chief. Said Nyline "Ethan is the heart and soul of the website and the forum. His energy is unparalleled, and his commitment to Penn State generally, and Penn State Women's Volleyball in particular, are extraordinary." Nyline will remain with the site, in charge of the Slacker Staff and running the back-office operations. When asked about how he envisions working with the Slacker Staff on a going-forward basis, Nyline said "Nothing will change. We'll pretend to pay them, and they'll pretend to work. It's an arrangement that has worked well for a decade now, and I see no reason to believe that it won't continue to work equally well in the future."
